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Wreck-It Ralph's Cristmas Part 6Wreck-It Ralph's Christmas Part 6
Written by Eugene "The Good" Wario
Ralph entered Sugar Rush and saw that all of the candy citizens were preparing for the holiday. Sno-Caps were falling from the sky and sugar cookie Christmas trees were being decorated with frosting. Pit disappeared, with no evidence of his location. Ralph talked to the first sweet that he could talk to.
"Excuse me, where can I find the President?"
"Do you mean the king?" The Tootsie Pop replied.
"What king? King Candy was unseated months ago!"
"News flash bub, we're a monarchy!"
The Tootsie Pop walked away from Ralph. The big man looked around in search of Vanellope, the girl who loved him so much. She was nowhere to be seen.
"VANELLOPE!" Cried out a desperate Ralph. He had to find her; Vanellope's craziness would (ironically) give Ralph sanity .Other characters looked at Ralph in confusion.
"Hey mister, why are you screaming?" shouted a random sweet.
"I'm looking for Vanellope!" Ralph shouted.
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Felix's head was down as Ralph and Vanellope returned to the cabin. They were approaching the end of the line and couldn't wait any longer.
Ralph knew Calhoun would do whatever she had to to get them out of this alive, including whipping Felix into shape. He'd just have to hope the handyman could be unwhipped when it was all over.
If they survived.
"When we get there, just get off the train and follow me." Calhoun ordered as the engine slowed down. "We've gotta head towards the center of the city."
"And you just happen know where that is?" Ralph asked skeptically.
"The little old guy in the last village was very helpful." She grinned sardonically.
Felix looked up, concerned. "Tammy, you didn't hurt him, did you?"
"Nothing a health potion won't fix." She waved it off. "Get under wraps. I don't think Elflings are real prevalent in central either."
Felix shrugged back into his hooded cloak.
"Felix…You…" Ralph tried to find the words. "You
Wreck-It Ralph's Christmas Part 8Wreck-It Ralph's Christmas Part 8
Written by Eugene "The Good" Wario
It was the next day... Ralph was pacing behind the apartment building waiting for Luigi. Ralph was worried because it was 5:05 PM, a little later than the time he was supposed to arrive.
Felix stepped out of the back door to check on Ralph. "Is he here yet?"
Ralph shook his head "No, but I hope he gets here soon..."
Felix went up to his friend "Ralph... there is the possibility...."
"Don't say things like tha..." Ralph paused because the train had arrived "Get back in Felix"
Felix reentered the apartment and Ralph waited. Luigi (as Luigi) approached.
"Hello Luigi" Ralph spoke.
"Hello Ralph..." Luigi replied, his voice was weak
"What's wrong?" Ralph asked.
"I wanted to say Happy Holidays to my friends before I went to the party, but none of them were hanging out at Game Central Station"
Ralph smiled "That's because they are all here" Ralph flung open the doors of the apartment and a throng of characters came out. Mario
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"We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're—"
"Can it, Wreck-it." Calhoun snarled. "Draw attention and we will die."
"This is your amazing plan. Just get on the train like everyone else?"
They were approaching a long train, decked out with plenty of gears and clocks. All around them were players of a much higher level, all colors of the rainbow.
Felix was wrapped up in Vanellope's cloak. "She's right, brother. If we act like a higher level, no one will suspect we're not. You've gotta fight someone to find out what their level is."
"C'mon Ralph, it'll be fine." Vanellope assured him as they boarded the least crowded car. About half a dozen players milled about, chatting and sparring.
Ralph shook his head, but kept quiet. It was a half hour trip. If they just sat quietly and looked mean enough, they'd get by.
Or so Calhoun said.
He sat down and Vanellope clambered into his lap. Felix sat in between the two larger characters;
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Felix narrowly avoided slamming into his wife's leg when he plunged into the fray. She swung a sword at the slender monster, but it dodged. The stump of it's tentacle dripped something oozy and neon-blue onto the train, making the metal sizzle.
It was no longer laughing.
Felix managed to touch the hammer to Calhoun's leg as she tried to leap over him, the golden bloom flashing over her.
"Not now, Fix-It!"
"No other time!" He scrabbled back, ready to jump in if the thing so much as breathed on her.
"You don't have any attack power. Stay out of the way!" She landed a small hit on the thing's flank. It hissed at her as the blue substance began to slip out.
Ralph, still woozy and weak from his fight, tried to get to his feet. The world swam out of focus, and he dropped to his hands and knees. It didn't help that the train was whipping down the tracks at an impossible speed.
"Kid, the rules haven't changed. That thing gets the uppe
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The twilight was almost completely faded. The growls in the darkness were getting louder. Ralph and Calhoun stood looking outwards, Vanellope between them. Her little hands were wrapped firmly around his code.
"So, it's like...ghosts? Or ninjas?"
"You have no idea how far video game monsters have progressed, do you?" Calhoun grumbled. "There could be anything from werewolves to tentacle-faced gods ready to suck the souls out of our still-living bodies and feast on the horrors within."
Ralph's face looked even greener, if possible. "Oh."
"Yeah. If we're lucky it'll just be some vampire bats. I'd even take vampires, if that's the weakest thing the game has to throw at us."
"And, um, if we get knocked off the train?" Vanellope asked hesitantly.
"You run for the town and don't stop, no matter what." Ralph said sharply. "No heroics, kid."
"The ginger's right. If something does knock you off, just start running.
"Your games will be un
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"I don't see her!"
"You don't have to tell me that every five seconds." Ralph huffed as he raced to the train station. Calhoun couldn't be that far ahead. "Just tell me if you see something."
"I see a bunch of angry people with sword wounds."
"Okay, you know what? Don't tell me anything."
Vanellope hopped off his shoulders and started run/glitching to keep up.
Ralph cracked his hand open a tiny bit to confirm Felix's code was still there, unharmed. It seemed okay, but what Ralph knew about coding could also fit in the palm of his hand.
He'd suggested plugging Felix into the Magic Quest code. Vanellope pointed out that could bond him to the game, or at least turn some other poor sucker into a glitch. Spare wires weren't just hanging around. They'd agreed; finding Calhoun was the only option.
"Felix, I don't know if you can hear this, but we're going to get you fixed up." Ralph promised as they'd gotten out of the void
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It was cold. Felix hadn't expected that. Well, he hadn't expected anything really. It wasn't like sprites had no notion of what might follow a plug-pulling, but Felix personally had never dwelt on it.
He tried to think through what had just happened, hoping to expose a clue. He'd jumped into the void, distracted the thing that was after Tammy, felt a rush of air, blinding pain, and then...this.
It wasn't exactly helpful.
If you died outside your game, you never regenerated, that was well known. He hadn't technically been in a game, he'd been in the code. Did that make a difference? And what the heck was that thing that'd come after him?
He tried to look around, but found himself immobile. There might as well have been no body surrounding his mind for all he could move and sense.
'I feel the cold, so I must still have a body.' He reasoned.
Well. One mystery solved.
He hoped Tammy was okay. He'd gladly do it all over again, the
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